Art Metrano

New York City, New York, USA

Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people. Description above from the Wikipedia article Art Metrano, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Appearances

Breathless
5.9
Breathless
Birnbaum
History of the World: Part I
6.8
History of the World: Part I
Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
Cheaper to Keep Her
4.3
Cheaper to Keep Her
Tony Turino
Linda Lovelace for President
4.2
Linda Lovelace for President
The Sheik
Teachers
5.7
Teachers
Troy
Human Feelings
10.0
Human Feelings
Cab Driver (uncredited)
The Heartbreak Kid
6.6
The Heartbreak Kid
Entertainer
They Only Kill Their Masters
5.1
They Only Kill Their Masters
Malcolm
Malibu Express
4.8
Malibu Express
Matthew
Dirty O'Neil
4.7
Dirty O'Neil
Lassiter
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
5.0
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
Mario Burtoli
No Man's Valley
7.0
No Man's Valley
Abe (voice)
Seven
5.8
Seven
Kinsella
Matilda
5.7
Matilda
Gordon Baum
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
7.6
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Max
Then Came Bronson
4.9
Then Came Bronson
Barker
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
6.1
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Lieutenant Mauser
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
5.8
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Commandant Mauser
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
9.0
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
Agent 712
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
5.8
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Dr. Steinberg
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
3.1
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
Vic
How to Beat the High Cost of Living
5.2
How to Beat the High Cost of Living
Gas Station Attendant
A Cry for Love
10.0
A Cry for Love
Norma
3.2
Norma
Delivery Man
The Treasure of Jamaica Reef
3.0
The Treasure of Jamaica Reef
Waiter
The Strongest Man in the World
6.2
The Strongest Man in the World
TV Color Man
The All-American Boy
4.0
The All-American Boy
Jay David Swooze
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
2.2
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
Truck Driver
Good Advice
5.9
Good Advice
Homeless Man
Warhead
3.7
Warhead
Mario
Going Ape!
4.5
Going Ape!
Joey
In Name Only
7.0
In Name Only
Joe
Brinks: The Great Robbery
10.0
Brinks: The Great Robbery
Julius Mareno
Steambath
5.1
Steambath
Longshoreman
Murder in Mind
5.5
Murder in Mind
Judge
Strawberry Road
9.5
Strawberry Road
Jill's father
Toys
5.3
Toys
Guard at Desk
Movin' On
6.5
Movin' On
Joanie Loves Chachi
5.1
Joanie Loves Chachi
Rico Mastorelli
WKRP in Cincinnati
7.6
WKRP in Cincinnati
The District
6.8
The District
Teddy Caruso
L.A. Law
7.1
L.A. Law
Judge Richard Fiorello
Starsky & Hutch
7.3
Starsky & Hutch
The A-Team
7.5
The A-Team
Nick Gretsch
The Good Guys
7.0
The Good Guys
The Golden Girls
7.6
The Golden Girls
Judge
Benson
7.1
Benson
Fred and Barney Meet The Thing
6.0
Fred and Barney Meet The Thing
All in the Family
7.8
All in the Family
Jack
That Girl
6.2
That Girl
The Streets of San Francisco
7.0
The Streets of San Francisco
Baretta
6.5
Baretta
Barney Miller
7.4
Barney Miller
Det. Mike Lovatelli
Punky Brewster
7.3
Punky Brewster
Lenny The Loop
Charlie's Angels
6.7
Charlie's Angels
Alfred Blue
Hill Street Blues
7.6
Hill Street Blues
Mannix
6.7
Mannix
Hotel
6.8
Hotel
The Mod Squad
6.0
The Mod Squad
Parking Lot Attendant
Kojak
7.1
Kojak
Mike Tomaso
Cagney & Lacey
7.0
Cagney & Lacey
Bewitched
7.9
Bewitched
Wonder Woman
7.0
Wonder Woman
Friedman
Hunter
7.1
Hunter
Bert Nadell
Ironside
6.9
Ironside
Chicago Hope
7.3
Chicago Hope
Elijah Horn
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
7.6
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
The White Shadow
7.1
The White Shadow
Walter Preston
The Outcasts
6.5
The Outcasts
Sheriff Calloway
Police Story
7.0
Police Story
The High Chaparral
6.8
The High Chaparral
Bartender
The Partners
6.5
The Partners
The Chicago Teddy Bears
6.7
The Chicago Teddy Bears
Adam's Rib
7.5
Adam's Rib
Pete
Toma
6.8
Toma
Vacation Playhouse
8.0
Vacation Playhouse
Big D
Flying High
6.3
Flying High
The Barbara McNair Show
The Barbara McNair Show
Self
Tough Cookies
7.0
Tough Cookies
The Practice
7.5
The Practice
The Ted Knight Show
6.5
The Ted Knight Show
Loves Me, Loves Me Not
9.0
Loves Me, Loves Me Not
Masquerade
7.5
Masquerade
Nick Carapopolus
Police Academy: The Series
5.8
Police Academy: The Series
Sheriff Meiser
Adam-12
7.1
Adam-12
Will Davis
Wogan
5.3
Wogan
Self
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
7.5
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Self
21 Jump Street
7.2
21 Jump Street
Larry Stubbs
The John Larroquette Show
6.8
The John Larroquette Show
Jim
The Incredible Hulk
7.2
The Incredible Hulk
Charlie
Love, American Style
6.1
Love, American Style
Barney
Pacific Blue
5.4
Pacific Blue
The Mike Douglas Show
5.8
The Mike Douglas Show
Self
Profiler
7.0
Profiler
The Partridge Family
6.9
The Partridge Family
Mike Young
Party of Five
7.0
Party of Five
Driver
Party of Five
7.0
Party of Five
Justice of the Peace
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
6.7
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
The Amazing Metrano (uncredited)
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